Chris has a Creepy Family

Halloween 1976

The ONLY time we ever dressed up for Halloween.
I think ONCE was enough!

Candy's Joke of the Day

 

Q - What did the buffalo mama say when she dropped her calf off at school?

A - Bison.

In the Words of Paul Simon

No I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
But the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away.

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Grampie's Idea of a Joke

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...

when behind him he hears:


Bump...

BUMP...

BUMP...


Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.


BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...


on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)






The coffin stops.

Look What Elizabeth Made Today

Pretty snazzy, not?

Some May Think it Looks Desolate

I think it looks like home.

And This Just In....

And Who Knew....

There's a new conservatory at the International Peace Garden that houses 6,000 specimens of succulents and euphorbia. The temps were hovering at 100 degrees! Who knew indeed.

Sometime When You Have a Little Time

Check this out:

Dear World

I Heart SloMo

 This is actually a dog food commercial but I love the slow motion.

 

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She Was a Charmer Then

And 10 years later she's still a charmer.

Happy Birthday Miss Ellie Evelyn!

As Promised

Here she is - all 21 years!

Hear Us Shout!

Gimme an E

Gimme an L

Gimme an I

    Gimme an S

and another E

Whaddya Get?

A Brand New  21 Year Old - That's Who!

Happy Birthday Sweet Elise!

Where have all those years gone?

Stay tuned tonight for a picture

 of Elise on her big girl birthday.

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The Kid Next Door

Is almost a year old! He was the 11-11-11 baby - his name is Zach.

We meet him at the back fence to say hello every once in a while.

What Child is This?

Who is this masked bandit ?

We Forgot Arianna's Birthday

She's a big two years old!